100th Post!

On a cool October night back in 2005 I began to jot down a few of my thoughts, and thus, the blog was born. I have used this blog in a variety of ways: for personal reflection, to address social issues, re-tell a personal anecdote, spin a tale of fiction, and cite a quote or conversation which stuck out to me. To commemorate this historic moment of my blog reaching the century mark, I have decided to go back in time and revisit some past favorites. Below is a Top 10 list of my favorite blog post of all time.

The Best of The World According to Kyle Ray

10. How to Be a Good Student (May 11th, 2008) - A recap of my horrendous history final.
9. The Grownup (May 5th 2008) - A drink recipe.
8. Inconspicuously Reach Over and Lock the Door (December 19th, 2008) - You might be a racist if...
7. Conversation of the Day (November 21st, 2005) - "Where did you say you were from?"
6. Aunt Tim (November 17th, 2005) - My mom's aunt is a great aunt.
5. Sad Day (June 2nd, 2008) - I miss Buddy.
4. Having My Cake and Eating it Too (April 15th, 2008) - Sometimes you just have a craving for cake and it doesn't matter what kind you get.
3. Quote of the Day (October 30th, 2005) - Pumpkins and 8 year old's dude.
2. Waiting on the Roof (April 30th, 2008) - An original short story.
1. Projectile Lactation (October 19th, 2005) - The title say all you need to know about this.

Happy reading.

The Un-Top 10

For some reason I was thinking about this earlier today, the movies I really like but would never make it into my top movies list. These aren't necessarily good movies but movies that are really enjoyable for whatever reason.

10. The Police Academy series - "The old zoo, not the new zoo, but the old zoo."
9. The Naked Gun series - "It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!"
8. Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid - "I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits."
7. The Lethal Weapon series - "I'm getting too old for this s***."
6. Major League 1&2 (but not 3) - "Strike this motherf***er out."
5. The Die Hard series - "Yippie-kay-yay, motherf***er."
4. Airplane - "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
3. White Men Can't Jump - "Yo mamma's an astronaut."
2. The Princess Bride - "I'm with the Brut Squad." "You are the brut squad."
1. Blazing Saddles - "Nobody move or the N***** gets it."