Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Face of Death

I left the guy's house just moments ago... and I feel fortunate to have made it home alive...

I noted how the night seemed darker than usual as I walked down the driveway toward the street. As I reached the foot of the driveway I heard a sound, like that of a stick being stepped on, off to my left. I glanced over and saw a shadowy figure, dressed in black. At first glance he looked like an old man out for a leisurely stroll. But who takes there evening walk this late? His frail, bony body was dressed in all black, and his hair was a silvery puff, not unlike an afro, that rest on top of his frail and bony face. There was something about him though... something that left an uneasy feeling in my gut. As I walked away from him, and toward my truck, I couldn't help but glance back. It seemed that his gait had increased and he was walking more briskly now. Why was he walking faster? Was there a "look in his eyes" now too? A look that expressed a certain determination foretold an agenda which I did not yet know? I took just a few steps before I peeked back at the shadowy figure once again. He had definitely increased speed and it felt like he was closing in... Wait! What was he closing in on? Shit! He's closing in on me!

I quickly glanced back once again as I pulled my keys out and attempted to locate the right one. A light caught his face for a moment and I was able to make out an image that drove sheer terror up my spine. The reason his face seemed frail and bony is because it was in fact a skull. A skull with a puff of silver hair growing from the top and bulging eyes that expressed a murderous determination. And his bony legs were moving even faster as he was now moving at the pace of a fast walk.

I unlocked my door, jumped in, slammed the door shut, slid the lock over and dropped my keys. "Oh shit!" I picked them up, put them in the ignition, turned the key, started the car, and sighed as I put the car in gear and sped away. I looked in my rear view mirror as I pulled away to find that he had almost made it to my door before I was able to get going.


The possibility of reality has now set in and I'm starting to consider that maybe I didn't really see a skeleton faced angel of death. Is it possible that it was just a neighbor? A neighbor who happen to have a frail, bony face and a frail, bony body? Maybe he wasn't walk walking as fast as I thought, or maybe he just enjoys power walking. And I'll even say its possible, that the scythe he was holding was just an oddly shaped walking stick. Or... maybe it wasn't. Either way, I'm glad I got out of there fast. Because I feel like there a real possibility, that had he reached me in time, I might not of made it out alive. I would say its about 50/50.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Quote of the Day

While waiting in line at Jason's Deli, the two guys in front of me were having a conversation about football. From what I could over hear, I guessed that they were only passive fans and not necessarily well informed about football.

"Looks like T.O. isn't going to be around anymore... I think they asked him to leave."

Well... Technically that's true, they did ask Terrell Owens to leave. But another way of saying it, is he was released. And still another way of saying it, is he was dishonorably discharged.

Friday, March 06, 2009

Reflections

First I want to take a moment to thank Mel and The Judge for the gift of pictures from their wedding and the frame to go with it. Looking through those pictures caused me to reminisce about their wedding. Though I've seen each of these photos before, this was really the first time I've had the opportunity to sit down and take a good look at them. An assortment of memories swam through my head as I studied each picture. Among those recollections was one I had with a co-worker just before the wedding. I was telling him how excited I was for my friends, and also how excited I was that I was getting to be one groomsmen. He then asked if I was taking my girlfriend to the wedding. "Of course," I said, "she's excited too." He then said, "You better watch out. You take a girl to a wedding and then that's what all her thoughts will turn to. She's going to start thinking about getting married and that's all she'll talk about. You better watch out."

And as I think back on his words of wisdom, I can't help but appreciate the irony.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

100th Post!

On a cool October night back in 2005 I began to jot down a few of my thoughts, and thus, the blog was born. I have used this blog in a variety of ways: for personal reflection, to address social issues, re-tell a personal anecdote, spin a tale of fiction, and cite a quote or conversation which stuck out to me. To commemorate this historic moment of my blog reaching the century mark, I have decided to go back in time and revisit some past favorites. Below is a Top 10 list of my favorite blog post of all time.

The Best of The World According to Kyle Ray

10. How to Be a Good Student (May 11th, 2008) - A recap of my horrendous history final.
9. The Grownup (May 5th 2008) - A drink recipe.
8. Inconspicuously Reach Over and Lock the Door (December 19th, 2008) - You might be a racist if...
7. Conversation of the Day (November 21st, 2005) - "Where did you say you were from?"
6. Aunt Tim (November 17th, 2005) - My mom's aunt is a great aunt.
5. Sad Day (June 2nd, 2008) - I miss Buddy.
4. Having My Cake and Eating it Too (April 15th, 2008) - Sometimes you just have a craving for cake and it doesn't matter what kind you get.
3. Quote of the Day (October 30th, 2005) - Pumpkins and 8 year old's dude.
2. Waiting on the Roof (April 30th, 2008) - An original short story.
1. Projectile Lactation (October 19th, 2005) - The title say all you need to know about this.

Happy reading.